George W Bush jokes

lol, guardate questo video



forte!

Hu! (who?)

yes, sir
Yasser?

Kofi?
MILK!!

Kofi!
All right, with cream and two sugars

hello, Rice here.
and get a couple of eggs rolls too



questo si che se le merita 5 stelle!

Tradotto che vuol dire?

è un video per prendere in giro Bush sulla sua intelligenza:

Hu (Jintao), presidente della cina al 2006 circa.
il nome "Ho" può anche essere confuso con "who" (chi)

Ho is the new leader in china --> confuso con: "chi è il nuoco leader in cina"


Yasser, presidente in medio oriente.
nel video Bush lo fanno confondere con il "yes, sir" di Condoleezza Rice

Kofi (Annan), segretario generale delle nazioni unite.
quando Codoleezza dice a Bush "Kofi Annan" lui risponde confondendo Kofi con coffe (caffè) e confondendo "Annan" come un soprannome: "no thanks and call me George!" (no grazie e chiamami George!)


Kofi!
All right, with cream and two sugars (va bene, con crema e due di zucchero)


hello, Rice here.
good idea, and get a couple of eggs rolls too

(Condoleezza Rice) Bush confonde il nome "Rice" con "riso" (come cibo, non come risata ;D)
Bush: buona idea, e prendi anche un paio di uova

ahahh! Hu is the niu lider in ciaina????

rait ;D

questo è davvero divertente xD

ma è un'imitazione o è un montaggio dalle voci vere? Se fosse così sarebbe geniale

tra l'altro, l'altra sera ho visto "Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo bay" e alla fine, quando sgamano Bush che si fa una canna, Kumar esclama: "Mr President!!! you are smoking weed and you made it illegal! that's fuckin' inconsistent!!" e Bush "well son.... do you like receiving blow jobs?"
"sure"
"do ou like DOING blow jobs?"
"Fuckuin' no way!!!
e Bush, ridendo strafatto: "That's so fuckin' inconsistent!!!"

no dai, immagino siano imitazioni ;D

sarebbe troppo se fossero le voci reali xD
CORRETTO STRAFALCIONE DI GRAMMATICA asd

davvero stupendo, consiglio a tutti di rivederlo almeno un paio di volte, la prima volta sfuggonno molti particolari

lol!!!!

ho trovato il testo completo

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.