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Battute che non fanno ridere

Discussion in 'L'angolo della risata' started by Tyler Durden, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. ghost96

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    ghost96, Apr 27, 2013
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    asus, Apr 27, 2013
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    Ciscopunk Habemus Papam

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    "Quardarlo"? :asd:
    Ciscopunk, Apr 27, 2013
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    asus, Apr 27, 2013
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  5. ghost96

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    no. lo scatto alla risposta noooooooooooo
    ghost96, Apr 27, 2013
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    asus, Apr 28, 2013
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    bambino picchiato dalla madre col ferro da stiro. aveva preso una brutta piega.
    ghost96, Apr 28, 2013
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    asus, Apr 28, 2013
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    ghost96, Apr 28, 2013
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    questa è bellissima, mi sono piegato dalle risate!
    asus, Apr 28, 2013
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    Indiavolato92 L'Oracolo Modesto

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    2 morti si incontrano, e uno fa all'altro:

    -Ciao,tu di cosa sei morto?
    -Io sono morto congelato. E tu?
    -Sono morto di gioia.
    -Come sei morto di gioia, spiegati meglio..
    -Sono tornato a casa e ho trovato mia moglie al letto, completamente nuda e allora ho cominciato a cercare l'amante, sotto il letto, in bagno, in cucina, negli armadi... E siccome non l'ho trovato, è stata cosi forte la gioia che il cuore non ha retto.
    -Coglione! Se aprivi il congelatore ora saremo ancora vivi tutti e 2!
    Indiavolato92, Apr 29, 2013
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    asus, Apr 29, 2013
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    Asus, se avessi una figlia maggiorenne la terrei a minimo 20km di distanza da te... probabilmente me la ingravideresti solo con lo sguardo :asd:
    Manux_85, Apr 29, 2013
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: 20 km sono pochi col fiuto che ho sarebbero dolori per tutti. nel mio vicinato hanno installato allarmi appositi e le donne escono di casa completamente coperte come le arabe!:asd:
    asus, Apr 29, 2013
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    TopGear, Apr 29, 2013
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    il lupo perde il pelo ma non il vizio...
    ghost96, Apr 29, 2013
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    Manux_85 FFXIII e FFXIII-2 ADDICTED

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    Ma se una ragazza è mongola e ne va fiera.. È una mongolfiera??
    Manux_85, Apr 30, 2013
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    questa ve la lascio.

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    asus, Apr 30, 2013
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: bellissima!

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    asus, May 4, 2013
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    che si DICE? BATTLEFIELD.

    lo so lo so...è tristissima ma mi è venuta in mente stamattina. :asd::asd::asd::asd::asd:
    ghost96, May 5, 2013
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