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Battute che non fanno ridere

Discussion in 'L'angolo della risata' started by Tyler Durden, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. moronip70

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    Hai mai visto una torta farcita? e un bignè far Tarzan?

    Va bé...
  2. RazielTheBest

    RazielTheBest RazdePac

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    :tehm:

    eppoi Germano non è morto, è solo andato a dirglielo in faccia :asd:
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2012
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  3. moronip70

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    Cosa fanno 8 cani in mezzo al mare? Un canotto.

    E un gallo in mezzo al mare? Galleggia.
  4. moronip70

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    La formica dice al fungo "oh funghetto, così grande che ci ripari dalla pioggia, ma dimmi sei veramente un ombrello o fungi da ombrello?".
    E il fungo: "fungo"
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    Come si chiama la dea dei libri?
    La dea-gostini
    -_-
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    Manux_85 FFXIII e FFXIII-2 ADDICTED

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    cosa dice una mosca davanti ad un cancello?

    MO SCAvalco... -_-

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    Manux_85 FFXIII e FFXIII-2 ADDICTED

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    una supposta all'altra: vaffanculo!

    e l'altra: "scusa e te dove vai?" :asd:
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    la supposta al missile
    "beato te che vai in cielo"
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    Sapete qual'è quel prete che non si può toccare?

    Don Touch

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    -Vuoi sapere una barzelletta??
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    -LA - TI - NO!


    -_-
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    vecchio FB, stavo x metterla anch'io.. che palle :asd:
  15. moronip70

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    Meglio soli che... lune

    :)
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  16. moronip70

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    Cosa dice la vecchia che cammina sugli specchi? "me la vedo brutta..."

    :(
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    hummerstyle GIF Guru (Aprite la porta!!!)

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    E' triste forte lo so :p
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    come dico spesso in questo thread:

    :uau:
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    NinoTheDon DNF

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    Cit. Zucchero "vedo nero, disse la marchesa camminando sugli specchi, la vedo nera, ma nera nera!!!" :asd: