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Battute che non fanno ridere

Discussion in 'L'angolo della risata' started by Tyler Durden, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. Fire ITz Kr0n0S

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    Sto thread istiga al suicidio...:asd:
    Fire ITz Kr0n0S, Feb 23, 2012
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    Manux_85 FFXIII e FFXIII-2 ADDICTED

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    riprendendo il principio di questa....

    Un signore entra in un negozio e dice al negoziante:
    "buongiorno. vorrei una macchina da scrivere... e una già scritta"
    Manux_85, Feb 23, 2012
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  3. Liberty s

    Liberty s o' Cines Napulitan

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    Tu e rew ci state andando giù pesante -_-
    Liberty s, Feb 23, 2012
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  4. Fire ITz Kr0n0S

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    Una mucca dorme supina.Pina muore.
    -_-
    Fire ITz Kr0n0S, Feb 23, 2012
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    anche fire non scherza! :asd:
    Manux_85, Feb 23, 2012
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    KRJ, Feb 23, 2012
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    :uau:
    Manux_85, Feb 23, 2012
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    devo dire che mi fa più ridere questo che il thread delle barzellette, mi devo preoccupare? :asd:
    gallo92, Feb 23, 2012
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    TopGear, Feb 23, 2012
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  10. Fire ITz Kr0n0S

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    "Li vedi quegli squali?"
    "Squali?"
    "SQUELLI!"
    Fire ITz Kr0n0S, Feb 23, 2012
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    una bambina entra in un negozio per animali

    -Vorrei un sacco miglio!
    -Hai l'uccellino bambina?
    -NO! Ho la sfessa* ma che te ne frega?

    *elegante termine ferrarese per indicare la vagina, fessura
    G4rcio, Feb 23, 2012
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    RazielTheBest, Feb 23, 2012
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    perchè i tifosi giallorossi bevono molto caffè?

    per l'aroma

    -_-

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    Manux_85, Feb 23, 2012
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  15. Fire ITz Kr0n0S

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    "Come è andata la rapina al casinò?"
    "Male,abbiamo puntato le armi ma le abbiamo perse subito."
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    Fire ITz Kr0n0S, Feb 23, 2012
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    è normale che queste battute mi facciano fare un facepalm e ridere come un coglione in contemporanea? :asd:
    pinsicchio, Feb 25, 2012
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    almeno non sono l'unico :asd:
    gallo92, Feb 25, 2012
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    Comunque se guardate la pubblicità di Euronics, tutte le battute del leone sono da facepalm :asd:
    Berkelio, Feb 25, 2012
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    L'ho vista oggi pomeriggio la pubblicità,solo che non mi ricordo il battutone
    Liberty s, Feb 25, 2012
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    " Guarda che coda " " E il resto lo buttiamo? " -_-
    Berkelio, Feb 26, 2012
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